Most Common Questions in the House

10. "Is this infected?" ties with "Can I have a bandaid?"

9. "What's for dinner?" or the follow-up: "Do I have to eat it all?"

8. "When can I see Pirates of the Caribbean?"

7. "How fast can this car go?"

6. "Would you let me have a python as a pet?"

5. "Why won't you let me have a python for a pet?"

4. "Can I have a tarantula instead?"

3. "What if Spiderman was in The Sound of Music?"

2. "Where do baby worms come from?"

1. "Do fingers grow back if you cut them off?"

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