Lillian had heard that the Anchorage Daily News was holding their annual writing contest and decided that she could use some quick cash. She went up to her desk, whipped out this verse and brought it down to claim her prize.
Her confidence is staggering.
You may not be able to read the subtleties of subtext here so let me include a little annotation:
the dirtyest manReminiscent of both e.e. cummings and James Joyce it has serious things to say about the psyche and atonement as well as conventional orthography's stranglehold on postmodern theory.
oh wood you look at that a dirty man
he hasn't taken a bath for years,
So he should take wone.
Or maybe she's just talking about her older brothers.
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